Weed hacks are a vital part of the stoner culture. From growing weed in tents to proper weed smoking etiquette, we are hear to show you how it’s done. Knowing how to navigate this complicated world can help you sit proudly during any smoke session. The trick is understanding how to make your weed smoking experience as easy and as comfortable as possible before becoming way to “high”. Always being ready for those times with things don’t add up. Weed hacks help to facilitate a better stoner experience.
Below is our list of 49 weed hacks that help make your stoned life better. If you are an all day stoner or someone who dabbles in the arts of cannabis from time to time, you will undoubtedly find a use full tip or two concerning smoking cannabis. The real importance is to know how to be a great problem solver during dilemmas concerning smoking weed, getting high and becoming a successful stoner.
1. Use a nickel to stop unnecessary burning after you take a hit.
A coin that can cover the bowl will stop the flow of oxygen and stop your weed from burning. A budget friendly trick, especially when getting to the end of your stash!
2. Borrow a giant page magnifier from an atlas and use it to spark up. Solar Bong Hits.
Just Don’t look directly at the light and wear shades
3. In a pinch you can use a med bottle and a nickel as a grinder
Dense nugs usually need a nice grinder. Shake fast and your bud will be perfect for a nice bowl
4. Smoke while sucking on candy. Increases flavor and reduces cotton mouth
5. Use an apple as a pipe
Nothing like the sweet, sweet taste of an apple while smoking. An apple a day…
6. Always keep honey around
You can use the honey to slow the burn of a fast moving joint. Simply put a light coat of honey on your papers and your joint will burn slower and also more evenly!
7. Bonus: An empty honey bottle. These “Honey Bears” make great DIY Bongs
Let’s face it. Having this guy by your side makes the weed hacks better and makes a great conversation started to boot!
8. Keep a pot of fresh brewed coffee around while smoking
Staying awake and not wasting your high is ideal right? Coffee also tastes very delicious when stoned.
9. Achieve maximum highness with tropical fruit. The Mango
They say it’s the Vitamin C and something to do with your metabolism but studies show, consuming this fruit and smoking weed can increase the “highness” you may feel.
10. Use Isopropyl Alcohol and Kosher Salt to scrub and clean your Bong
11. Create a Spotify Stoner Mix for those smoking sessions
12. Make edibles from the left over dry vaporizers to stretch your weed budget
13. Use to nickels as a roach clip. Pinch the joint between the two flat surfaces and you will never burn your hands again
14. Use a Frisbee when rolling. Curved edges keep your buds from blowing away.
15. Spilled weed?
Use nylons or a sock wrapped around a vacuum hose. Suck at the weed and it will not get sucked up into the vacuum. Once all the weed is attached to the sock or nylon turn off the vacuum and the weed will land where you want it to.
16. Smoke before meals to enhance the flavor of food
17. Always pack lip balm and sunglasses
18. Store your weed with a slice of orange peel for flavor and keeping your bud from drying out
19. Toke without coughing
Use the French inhale technique and fill your mouth before you pull in the smoke. This will help slow your cough reflex and gauge your ability to hold smoke in your lungs.
20. Use frozen fruit in your bong water to make flavors wonderful
Just make sure your bong is nice and clean first. Better than a Margarita!
21. Super glue a magnet to your bong and attach a lighter
Never lose your fire again!
22. Pipe cleaners actually can clean pipes
Purchase them at any craft store.
23. Use a coin to your grinder to scrape out more kief
When your stash gets low, turn to your high potency THC saturated kief.
24. Use an opaque stash container that stays well hidden
25. Hide your weed in the bottom of a deodorant container
26. Have sex while stoned
Yes, cannabis can be an aphrodisiac.
27. Use a toilet paper roll and dryer sheets to hide the smell of cannabis smoke
Simply blow through the roll and into the dryer sheet. Lemon scented cannabis!
28. Always keep paper clips close by for those untimely clogs
29. Use a rolled up business card as a joint filter
This will keep your bud from entering your mouth. An unpleasant sensation!
30. Mason jars are great for storage
Use a humidipack and you are set for life with fresh, tasty weed
31. Vinegar is great for removing hard water stains in bongs. Especially after cleaning them with rubbing alcohol
32. Use a sock to store your pipes in order to prevent against breakage
33. The hole in a CD is perfect for loading and packing a bowl for minimal spillage
34. Learn to use a soda can to make a pipe
This can come in handy for those times you are without a smoke piece.
35. Add mint leaves to your weed stash to spike ad enhance the flavor of your bud
Works great with weed that is maybe not so pleasant.
36. Be discreet
Check out this “Faux” Asthma inhale called the puffit2. Looks like a different kind of medicine completely but you and I both know what is really in it.
37. Use the Perfect Marijuana Infuser to properly dose your edibles
38. Use scissors to prepare your weed for smoking
Some say it holds the THC intact better than a grinder, thus getting you more stoned.
39. Always have eye drops handy
40. Never visit the grocery store high
You will spend way to much money on food.
41. Have a good stoner movie queue in Netflix for those times you hate to search for the perfect stoner flick
42. Always have food on hand before you start to smoke
43. Actually change your bong water
44. Exercise after smoking
Activities like hiking and swimming become even better but stick to Sativa strains if possible to keep your mood elevated. Yoga is pretty cool stoned too.
45. Close your eyes
After breathing in the sweet smoke, reopen your eyes upon exhaling. You are now experiencing a place stoned after leaving it sober.
46. Keep a black light handy
Mood is everything and when you want to chill after smoking you will be grateful.
47. Video games are sometimes a must
Organize your gaming needs for those times you get high and game.
48. Know your mood and your strain
Why spend the next couple hours’ paranoid if you don’t have to.
49. The Stoner Power Nap
Drink a cup of coffee, take a bong hit and wake up an hour later. You will feel high and ready to roll.
There you have it. Our ultimate list of weed hacks. Leave your hacks in the comments below.